John McAfee — you know, the bizarre, eccentric millionaire behind famous antivirus software — says teenage girls are texting in the shower. And people are SPYING on them doing it. That just sounds ridiculous (no, not the spying thing, that's actually possible). Who in their right mind would bring their phone with them into the shower?
These people, apparently:
why am i checking my grades in the shower and also why am i tweeting in the shower
— Andrea Relova (@nocandyandie) April 27, 2015
I don't know, lady. That's what I'm trying to figure out.
I'm in the shower tweeting can my phone get water damage from steam? Yeah right?
— .April15 (@Woah_PrettyFace) April 28, 2015
Yes. Absolutely. That's a thing that can happen.
risking the life of my phone to new levels texting in the shower
— Chloë Victoria Guest (@chloeguest93) April 28, 2015
naked & afraid isn't a survival show. It's actually just me texting @thatrubes_kid in the shower worrying about water damage and explosions
— Christina (@TW_LiLC) April 27, 2015
Honestly surprised my phone doesn't have water damage from texting in the shower hahaha
— torr ☻ (@tori7451) April 22, 2015
OK, clearly you people know this is a bad idea.
And yes I am tweeting in the shower... It's called plastic baggies
— Fernanda (@MariFernie) April 27, 2015
At least you're being safe ...ish, but why? Why are you doing this?
texting back is pretty important to me. I'd text back in the middle of my shower so you won't have to wait
— niño triste (@shredward69) April 16, 2015
So you're just being polite, then? No. No I just can't accept that.
This is blowing my mind. Tell me, Gizmodo: do you text in the shower? No? Yes? Yes?! Really?! Dear god, man — why?!
Let's talk about all the electronics devices you bring into the shower that totally aren't supposed to be there and what the hell you're thinking. Make me a believer, readers. The comments await.