Say hello to the Seagate 160GB external hard drive. It runs on USB 2.0, is nearly 30cm long, and weighs a sturdy 2.3kg. So hurry on down to Walmart to scoop one up for your very own -- on sale! Oh, and by the way, it came out in 2004.
Consumerist spotted the (terrible) deal sitting on Walmart's clearance shelf with 20 bucks knocked off its price tag. Which, if you ignore the fact that you can now get a full terabyte of storage that you can fit in your pocket for less money -- not bad! Sure, it may weigh as much as two Macbook Airs, but that's part of its charm.
Put another way, Walmart is selling a beautiful, antique doorstop. Only $US90 plus tax.