Australian Government Cyber-Security Video Is Painful To Watch

Australian Government Cyber-Security Video Is Painful To Watch


The ad stars former Australian radio “personality” Merrick Watts in the “humourous” narrator role, telling us all the things we ought to do to keep ourselves safe.

The lessons we walk away with are: nerds are fat and have no friends, don’t let foreign pizza guys into your house, be a pervy stalker with night vision goggles and generally just be a douche.

Honestly it’s 2015, and we’re smarter than you think. Pull your fucking socks up.