Lots of thoughtful people gave their father a drone this Christmas, because they had already gotten him a Kindle last year and an iPad the year before that and you sort of stall out on gift ideas from there. But! Drones can be difficult, and dads can be clumsy*, and the result has been nationwide terror.
Be safe out there, people with dads with drones. It’s gonna be a long winter.
My dad already hurt himself with his drone
— Chase Gunther (@GuntherChase) December 25, 2014
I got my dad a video drone so he can perv on the neighbors sunbathing naked this summer
— Joshua Ellis (@jzellis) December 25, 2014
dog is not happy with dad’s drone
— ʜᴏ ʜᴏ ʜᴏ (@adamenglebright) December 24, 2014
My dad just told us he got us a drone for Xmas & brought it to his shop to practice & it hit the ceiling fell to the floor & burst 2 flames
— Mack (@mbass_0) December 25, 2014
StepMom got my Dad a drone like device for Christmas, merry Christmas to our enemies
— Chris Day (@chrisday1234) December 25, 2014
My dad got a drone for Christmas this is my most annoying nightmare
— Cassie Archdeacon (@cassiearch) December 25, 2014
Dad bought a drone for Christmas ;; My poor nerves can't stand it…
— Arlwis ✯ (@Timelord30021) December 25, 2014
"The drone is evil! It's taken over my dad!" :')
— Chels. (@chelsreynolds1) December 25, 2014
my dad accidentally flew his drone to the mall and then followed it in a high speed chase with my sisters. merry christmas!
— michele! (@michpassariello) December 25, 2014
*I say this as a very clumsy dad.
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