It's almost Christmas breakfast, guys. Stay strong.
Watch Airbus' Mad Stunt With $1.5 Billion Worth Of Aeroplanes This is equivalent to a car dealer dropping by your house with your new V8 Mercedes and ripping skids outside your front door.
A Real-Life Laser Tri-Blade Lightsaber Is The Best Worst Idea Let's be honest, it isn't even a good idea in the Star Wars universe.
Sony Pictures Will Screen The Interview on Christmas Day Is it, or is it not, happening. Not that I think anyone really cares at this point.
Apple's First Ever Automated OS X Update Will Patch a Critical Flaw I guess it's a good thing that Apple has the ability to push updates automatically, to fix problems like this.
North Korea Is Partially Back Online The parts of the country that actually have internet access in the first place, at least.
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