We have a long tradition of providing summarized encapsulations of topics that span a large swath of time. Here is an abbreviated chronicle of those bygone days:
In which people confuse Skynet for aliens:http://gizmodo.com/a-brief-histor…
In which a lot of things look an awful lot like dicks: http://gizmodo.com/a-brief-histor…
In which cork is screwed:http://gizmodo.com/a-brief-histor…
In which there is a poop with eyeballs: http://gizmodo.com/a-brief-histor…
In which…well I can’t really remember and also I have a splitting headache: http://gizmodo.com/a-brief-histor…
In which the room is literally spinning: http://gizmodo.com/a-brief-histor…
In which a man actually speaks into a phone: http://gizmodo.com/a-brief-histor…
In which we examine many balls: http://gizmodo.com/a-brief-histor…
In which I still haven’t found what I’m looking for:http://gizmodo.com/a-brief-histor…
In which we leave out the “e”:http://gizmodo.com/a-brief-histor…
In which hidden jokes save programmers from a death of the soul:http://gizmodo.com/a-brief-histor…