The FBI's Silk Road Takedown Notice Is Sassy As Hell

The FBI's Silk Road Takedown Notice Is Sassy as Hell

Now that the FBI officially gets to add notch number two to their virtual-drug-empire-conquest belt, the feds are feeling sassy as all get-out. And they have got the jokes to match.

From the official takedown notice:

Let's be clear — this Silk Road, in whatever form, is the road to prison.... We don't get tired.

Get it? Because the site's name was Silk Road. And it's a "road" to prison. Roads. Sass. God bless America. [FBI]

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