The next Star Wars title was announced last week, and honestly, it kinda sucks. We saw plenty of room for improvement, and asked if you could come up with a better title than J.J. Abrams and committee. Help us, Gizmodo readers, you’re our only hope.
The clear (or not-so-clear) winner was from BeyondtheTech, who provided the image above with one simply perfect line of commentary: “Thanks to J.J., I couldn’t read the title through the lens flares.”
Pretty good, right? Here are ten more, tell us what you think.
The following people did not follow directions and mock up their titles but they made us laugh nevertheless.
STAR WARS: Sorry about the Prequels
Star Wars Episode $US$US$US: $US$US$US$US$US$US$US$US$US$US$US$US$US$US$US
Star Wars Episode VII: “FORCE equals mass times acceleration”
Star Wars Episode VII: Electric Force Boogaloo
Star Wars: Return on Investment
STAR WARS: OLD PEOPLE