The rumour mill is pretty certain that Christian Bale will be playing Steve Jobs in Aaron Sorkin's new Apple movie. This is the direction in which Conan thinks the former Batman will take the role.
When you think about it, a Steve Jobs movie is quite a lot like a superhero movie: lots of technology, arch enemies, and, uh, a single distinctive outfit? Clearly Christian Bale was destined for the job. [Team Coco]