Can Anyone Really Eat This Insane Five-Patty Japanese Cheeseburger?

I always feel guilty eating plain double cheeseburgers, but after seeing the Tower Cheeseburger by Korean-Japanese fast food chain Lotteria, I won’t anymore. These people are crazy. And the real thing even looks crazier than this beauty marketing shot.

Holy crap this thing! Instant heart attack between two buns. I honestly think it looks better with all that juice falling all over! I want to put that hot mess in my mouth now. I want to fill a pool with these and dive in.

There’s a Shrimp Tree Burger version too: