Look, let's be real for a second. We're all busy people. We've got a lot to read, write and do today, so I want to get this out of the way as quickly as possible. There are going to be a lot of you bitching and moaning about how Apple copied Samsung or HTC or Sony or some other manufacturer with its 5.5-inch iPhone today. If you're one of those people, get in here and get it all off your chest.
It's ok. This is a safe space.
If you're a Galaxy Note owner with a massive 5.7-inch screen, or if you prefer the truly humungous Xperia Z Ultra, you might want to lay the boot into Apple people who love smaller screens muscling in on your turf.
Maybe you've got one of the first-generation Gear smartwatches, or just love your Android Wear gadget and want to complain about the new Apple Watch?
Whatever your concern is, if you want to air it in the comments, you're free to do so here (mostly because I don't want to have to chase you around the site all day).
Let the healing begin.