The Horrors Of Unpoppable Bubble Wrap

There are few things in life more satisfying than a bubble wrap pop, the very definition of tension released. It follows, then, that bubble wrap that cannot be popped is the antithesis of satisfaction, a new form of pure tension, forged deep in the belly of Mount Cringe. It’s also the perfect way to start the day.

I’ll happily disclaim that this abomination has been around for years and years. If you’ve seen it already, or god forbid experienced it yourself, feel free to move on and continue your day without that dark memory haunting you. But if you, like me (thanks Digg!), are encountering this scourge for the first time, I recommend watching the above. It will, by comparison, make any other frustrations today seem like mocha cherry sundaes and pie.

Here are a few more for the masochists in the crowd.

Life is cruel. But bubble wrap that won’t pop is crueler. [Digg]