It’s an ad, so bear with the never ending attempts to sneak in Toaster Strudels but here’s master swordsman and multiple Guinness World Records holder Isao Machii slicing up fruit with a real sword better than any wannabe ninja can on his phone.
On one side, it’s fun and ridiculous and hilarious that people can throw fruit at him and he’ll chop it in the air. On the other, it’s sad that this man who has put so much hard work to maximise his talent is now slicing up fruit for Pillsbury.
I mean this guy can split a pellet when it’s shot at him: