Video: Holy crap, it's real! As this new video shows, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' Pizza Thrower — a full scale 3.66m-long version of the classic toy — actually works, throwing pizzas fast and far enough to actually hurt people with dough, cheese, and pepperoni projectiles. They should really call it the Pizza Tank.
That turret actually rotates, like a real tank.
This is the old toy that inspired this wonder machine.