Watching one Transformers movie is enough to fry your brain, but what happens when you line three screens up next to each other and watch all three at the same time? These three guys did exactly that, and amidst the explosive derp, they discovered something fascinating: all three movies run almost to exactly the same template.
The guys over at Half In The Bag decided to embark on this stupid Transformers quest before the awful fourth "film" in the franchise hit theatres.
They figured out that certain action, love interest and expositional scenes all pretty much happen at exactly the same time across all three movies.
For example, both of the initial action scenes in Transformers 1 & 2 all finish within the 8-minute mark. There's always a military briefing scene, there's always a Josh Duhamel scene at around the same time, and so on and so forth.
At least these guys watched them so you don't have to.