The Squishy Side Of Vigilante Justice Is Still No Place For Kids

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If you thought The Raid was a white-knuckle thrill ride, just wait until the fur starts to fly in The Mega Plush II (The Stuffening?). Armed with nothing but his blades and the reflexes of a jungle cat, Mega Tiger decimates a corrupt SOC monkey hit squad faster than Sly Stallone can mumble “Why no officer, I have no idea how that human growth hormone got into my carry-on.”

The second episode in an ongoing series by Matt Burniston, The Mega Plush is sure to become a holiday classic. Now we just need a holiday that revolves around strippers, booze and a healthy dose of ultraviolence. I mean, besides New Year’s.