The OMNIS POWERGLOVE Will Turn You Into A Demented Iron Man

Throw that Pebble into a lake and punch off the Google Glass off your face, the next generation of wearable tech is finally here! The OMNIS POWERGLOVE (you gotta say it like that, copyright law and all) combines a slew of handy features like neural integration, holographic projectors and subconscious mind control — everything the modern apathetic cubicle monkey needs.