Never Mind Card Skimming, Watch Out For ATMs That Want To Have Sex With You

Remember the guy who got so drunk he tried to have sex with an ATM? Well, Conan unearthed some (fictional) footages of the incident — and perhaps it's not the poor guy's fault after all.

People hack ATMs for malicious reasons all the time; perhaps now people are hacking them to make fools of us. Or perhaps the guy from Tennessee was really horny. Difficult to tell for sure. [Team Coco]