How To Pull Off The Perfect Bank Heist

How To Pull Off The Perfect Bank Heist

In 2011, architect Armin Blasbichler asked his 21 architecture students at the University of Innsbruck to plan bank heists, because, as he says, “architects have a specific view on buildings and organisational structures — on how things relate together, weak points and strong points.”

How To Pull Off The Perfect Bank Heist

Armin Blasbichler’s students presenting their heist plans. Courtesy of Armin Blasbichler.

Blasbichler certainly wasn’t the first to think of a heist as architectural or artistic practice. As far as we know, Janice Kerbel was the first artist to do it — she meticulously planned out her heist on a London Bank and detailed it in an exhibition and book.

But authors and screenwriters did it long before she did (though maybe not as meticulously). In this week’s episode we look a three different heists with designs that go from the spectacularly complicated to the deceptively simple.

Heist #1: Under Black Carpets.

Mastermind: Ilona Gaynor. Location: Los Angeles, CA.

How To Pull Off The Perfect Bank Heist

Courtesy of Ilona Gaynor

Ilona Gaynor is a designer and artist based in London whose work was influenced by the artist, Janice Kerbel. She designed an intricate heist set in Los Angeles, California because she’s interested in the “feedback loop” that happens between real-life heists and those in Hollywood movies.

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Courtesy of Ilona Gaynor

From about 1960 to 2000, Los Angeles was the bank robbery capital of the world. In the worst years there were more than 2500 robberies a year in Los Angeles; that’s about one robbery every 45 minutes of the working day. In 1983, Los Angeles had more robberies than the next four highest cities (New York, San Francisco, Portland, Oregon and Sacramento) combined.

Los Angeles’ bank robbery statistics are now much less jaw-dropping; in 2013 there were only 212 reported robberies. Some have conjectured that the physical layout of Los Angeles played a role in making it the bank robbery capital of the world for several decades. Gaynor thinks it may have had something to do with the “intrinsic pull of Hollywood on everything having to do with the iconography of a heist.”

How To Pull Off The Perfect Bank Heist

Courtesy of Ilona Gaynor

In the spirit of the Hollywood-style heist, Gaynor’s heist is meant to be a spectacle.

It begins with a plane crashing into the high-rise, One Wilshire (a building that houses computer servers) in Los Angeles. As emergency responders are busy with this distraction, five banks in the immediate surrounding area are being robbed. Gaynor’s plan involves drilling concentric circles into the banks, pulling out the vaults, and loading them onto a truck.

When her work is finished, it will consist of model reconstructions (like those pictured above), short-films, sculptures and photographic prints that re-tell the story of the heist. In 2013 she ran a Kickstarter campaign to fund her work.

Heist #2: Inside Man.

Mastermind: Russell Gewirtz. Location: New York City, New York.

In the early 2000s, Russell Gewirtz wasn’t a writer, he hadn’t been to film school and he had nothing to do with Hollywood. He was just a guy, working real estate, who liked thinking about the “perfect heist” as he walked past an empty bank on his way to work every day.

How To Pull Off The Perfect Bank Heist

Russell Gewirtz on the set of Inside Man. Photo courtesy of Russell Gewirtz.

Gewirtz decided that the perfect heist could be done by dressing the hostages up like the robbers so that when it was all over, the police wouldn’t be able to tell who was who.

The hostages put on the same outfits that the robbers are wearing in Inside Man.

How To Pull Off The Perfect Bank Heist

The hostage/robber switcharoo was clever but Gewirtz knew he still needed a way for the robbers to get their stolen goods out of the bank. The stolen goods couldn’t go out with the hostages/robbers, so he decided to have the robbers literally build a solution. They construct a small cell with a false wall hidden behind some shelves in the basement of the bank. One of the robbers stays hidden in this cell for a full week until the police are done gathering evidence.

How To Pull Off The Perfect Bank Heist

Clive Owen in the “cell” where his character hides with the stolen goods.

Heist #3: Choir Boy Robber.

Mastermind: Tom Justice. Locations: Illinois, California, Wisconsin.

The heists designed by Gaynor and Gewirtz are both extremely complicated and involve multiple players and a lot of moving parts. In other words, their designs leave open a lot of chance for things to go wrong.

Sometimes simple is best.

Tom Justice’s design was to go to a bank alone, approach a teller, present a note saying this is a robbery, and walk out without a lot of fanfare — which, according to FBI statistics, is how most bank robberies happen. And unlike the previous two designers, Justice actually carried his out in real life.

The FBI called Justice the “Choir Boy Robber” because he always folded his hands and set them on the counter and kept his head slightly bowed.

How To Pull Off The Perfect Bank Heist

Tom Justice says he kept his hands folded to put tellers at ease. Courtesy of Tom Justice.

Before his first few bank robberies, Justice practiced obsessively. His bicycle was his get-away vehicle, and so the first thing he’d do was figure out where he was going to leave the bike (unlocked) while he was inside robbing the bank. From there, he counted steps, observed police patterns and made notes for months before actually carrying through with the robbery.

Over the course of four years, Justice stole close to 130,000 dollars from 26 banks in Illinois, California and Wisconsin.

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Courtesy of Tom Justice

In his last few robberies, Justice did less planning and stopped observing local police patterns. While leaving the scene of his last robbery, he was questioned by a police officer and had to ditch his custom-made racing bike (above) and abscond on foot. They didn’t find Justice, but they found the bike, which they ultimately traced back to him. Tom Justice spent nine years in prison and was released in 2010.


This 1995 film from director Michael Mann came up again and again in interviewing people for this story. Everyone in this story named Heat as their favourite heist movie. Justice said, “in prison, Heat is the number one movie amongst convicts.”

In 1997 there was an actual robbery on a Bank of America that unfolded in a manner that seemed to some people (including artist Ilona Gaynor) to be suspiciously similar to the events in Heat. As in Heat, the “North Hollywood Shoot-Out” ended in violent exchange of gunfire between the robbers and police.

99% Invisible producer Katie Mingle spoke with artist Ilona Gaynor, screenwriter Russell Gewirtz and Tom Justice. Thanks also to Janice Kerbel and Armin Blasbichler.

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