The weirdest thing on the internet tonight: “Let’s just pop back to last Tuesday,” she says. “Oh don’t worry about stepping on that lizard,” she says. “It can’t be that important.” It can’t be that important huh? WELL LOOK AT ME NOW! Bleeding, terrified, being hunted by my future-past self while trying to reconstruct a quantum timeline without tearing the universe a new arsehole. Dammit Sheila, I told you not to get out of the car.
And This Is Why We Leave Time Travel To The Professionals
