Watch Arnold Schwarzenegger Crush Stuff In His Tank

Arnie wants you to help him crush stuff with a tank, and to show you how fun it can be, he’s been crushing a few things in anticipation of your arrival.

First, Arnold crushes a taxi…

then a whole goddamn living room.

It’s worth watching him crush a blender just to hear him exclaim that it’s the “blend of days”…

…while crushing a horse-sized duck is surely just to placate the internet.