What If All The Spam Mail You Got Was Actually Hilariously True?

You’re an internet veteran, you know what’s real and what’s not. Anything with Western Union automatically raises your eyebrow. An email promising more length and/or hot girls gets vaporised without a thought. You’re too seasoned for these tricks. But what if all that email spam was actually true? How different would your life look? Would you become a money making, big twig swinging, Nigerian prince relatin’ party animal? Oh yes.

Cyanide & Happiness riffed off the idea of junk mail actually delivering whatever it promised and it’s a laughing riot to see. But here’s the thing about if that actually happened: you have to respond to every form of it or you’ll pay the consequence.