This Is The Biggest Goddamn Smartwatch I've Ever Seen In My Life

This Is the Biggest Goddamn Smartwatch I've Ever Seen In My Life

Wow, OK. Where to begin? This is the Pine by Neptune. It's a 2.4-inch watch that you're supposed to wear on your wrist, in spite of it being much, much bigger than your wrist.

Seriously, why need a phone when you have this thing? It does everything your phone already does in a decidedly more offensive package. Pine is a Android 4.1-powered standalone device. Touch screen? Check. GPS? Check. Bluetooth? Check. Wi-Fi? Check. Front- and -back facing cameras? Check, check, check. So this is a good way to probably weed out people you should definitely not be hanging out with. The thing even has a headphone jack. I dare you to envision a scenario in which you'd be plugged into a watch with your earbuds. There is absolutely no reason for this to exist.

This Is the Biggest Goddamn Smartwatch I've Ever Seen In My Life

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