That Time Mr Magoo Saved The Earth Using Incandescent Light Bulbs

Conventional incandescent bulbs are increasingly illuminati non-grata in the US, but there was once a time when they played a vital role in not just lighting American homes, but also protecting the country itself from alien invasion.

Thank goodness Mr. Magoo was there to act as spokesman for the human race because if there’s anyone qualified to parley on behalf of humanity, it’s a half-blind tottering old white man. [GE]