According to online porn rental service SugarDVD, three times as many PS4 users as Xbox One users signed up for the site’s console app. The data was taken from the month of December, and as Buzzfeed points out, while there were 3.4 million PS4s sold in comparison to the 2.4 million Xbox Ones, that still doesn’t explain such a huge disparity in the groups’ predilections for porn.
What’s more, SugarDVD’s CEO Jax Smith even admitted to Buzzfeed that the Xbox One should be the premier porn-watching vessel:
Simply put, the Xbox One is a gateway for porn of the future. The PS4 is pretty, but Xbox One allows for more seamless integration and a more interactive experience.
Are Xbox users turned off by the Kinect’s notoriously watchful eye? Or is it simply that they’re getting their fix using more — er, traditional methods of satisfaction? Questions for the ages, certainly, and ones that we may never have a solid answer to.
SugarDVD, however, did provide Buzzfeed with the month’s top porno preferences for each console, so we can at least gain some definite insight into the tastes of those that do choose to indulge. Here are the top 5 in each category, and you can head over to Buzzfeed to check out the full set. And judging from this newfound data, it seems we finally know who won the great console wars. Congratulations, Cream Plosions #2. You’ve earned it.
Top 10 Playstation 4 movies viewed this month (December 2013):
1. Cream Plosions #2
2. Top Heavy Tarts #6
3. Creampie Hunnies From Russia
4. Big Arse Movie, The #2
5. Monsters Of Jizz #14: Older Men Younger Women
Top 10 Xbox One movies viewed this month (December 2013):
1. Cream Plosions #2
2. Wreck My Virgin Russian Arse
3. Creampie Hunnies From Russia
4. Top Heavy Tarts #24
5. Big Ass Movie, The #2
[Buzzfeed]