Gmail Is Down, Everybody Freak Out [Update: OK, We’re Cool]

It’s not just you; Gmail appears to be down. Usually when this sort of thing happens it gets resolved quickly, but for now you might be stuck chatting with a real human person in your physical presence.

In the meantime, please feel free to make a Gmail-is-down joke of any of the following varieties:

• Internet snow day!
• Yahoo! Mail is still up.
• Google+ is also down, guys.
• You can reach me on AIM/fax/phone.
• Hotmail is still up.
• I’m free, I’m free!
• Let’s take this to Orkut.
• NSA something something something.
• I want my money back.
• APOCALYYPPPPPSSSSSSEEEEEEEE.

Go ahead, get it out of your system. And if Gmail does happen to come back before you get your zinger in, at least you’ll be ready for next time.

Update: OK it’s back now, hope you made a good joke, I’m glad we all got through this together.