Forget Die Hard. Brazil Is Actually The Best Christmas Movie

Forget Die Hard. Brazil Is Actually the Best Christmas Movie

Remember when scenes of religious devotion to Christmas consumerism were a sign that your movie took place in a hellish dystopia? You'd remember if you saw Brazil, which is the best Christmas movie ever made. Contrast that with Die Hard, which isn't.

I know what some of you are thinking right now: But Die Hard is the best because it has all that action and confusing accents and it mentions Christmas a couple of times! You would be, of course, wrong. Die Hard is dumb. Die Hard is a dumb waste of time that has no business being called a great movie, let alone a great Christmas movie.

If Die Hard is such a great Christmas movie then how come nobody's ever heard of it? Makes you think.

Forget Die Hard. Brazil Is Actually the Best Christmas Movie

Images: Screenshots from Brazil (1985)

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    Matt Novak, you have no taste in movies, I must apologize on behalf of humanity for your loss.

    Brazil requires far too much mental exertion to be a proper Christmas movie. All I want to do after pigging out on Christmas lunch, floating around in the pool and drinking all of the beer is to lie on the couch and watch Bruce Willis shoot people.


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