See, the reason you spend the extra money on First Class tickets is so that when the aeroplane sloughs off its wings and transforms into an organic, hyper-dimensional rocket beast, you aren't jettisoned along with the rest of the schmucks in Economy. Plus you get to board first and clink champagne glasses together as poor people file past, which is always fun.
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In a cinematic universe often criticised for its lack of strong villains, a strong villain is the star of their biggest movie yet.
After a video devoted solely to the introduction of the gun-toting, time-travelling mutant Cable and a Bob Ross homage, the Merc with a Mouth finally takes center stage in his new trailer, which is, full disclosure, pretty fantastic. It's chock full of Deadpool's trademark violence and nonsense, a couple of excellent X-Men gags, and some truly delightful profanity. Check it out.