See, the reason you spend the extra money on First Class tickets is so that when the aeroplane sloughs off its wings and transforms into an organic, hyper-dimensional rocket beast, you aren't jettisoned along with the rest of the schmucks in Economy. Plus you get to board first and clink champagne glasses together as poor people file past, which is always fun.
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