All the unlimited lives, ammo and health in the world won't make it easier to deal with your boss at that meeting you've got later today. But you know what will? Some straight-up liquid courage. And that's why this Gamebooze is infinitely more useful to a gainfully employed adult than a Game Boy.
For just $US20 it promises to make everything more enjoyable: from your daily train commute, to waiting in line at the bank, to your kid's piano recital. Just don't forget to 'charge' it every night if you know what we mean. [ThinkGeek]