Your parents probably weren't too keen when you were cramming food in your mouth at the dinner table like a feral child. But you're all grown up now; you can eat however you want. And if that includes the use of a spoon that looks like the heavy-duty scoop you'll find on a construction site backhoe, so be it.
The only problem with the $US10 Dinner Digger is that you might have a hard time cramming it into your mouth. But you lived off Doritos and Fanta through four years of university, as far as dining challenges go, this is a tiny speed bump -- not a brick wall. With the right angling you can simply dump a massive scoop of corn flakes right into your gaping maw. All that's missing is that beeping sound warning others to stay clear while you dine. [Fancy]