IKEA furniture names are often full of umlauts and improbable double consonants. I've been told that the names are Swedish — and I have no choice but to believe this, because I don't speak Swedish. Come to think of it, they sort of resemble the names of another fantastical Scandinavian export: Death Metal.
Take the IKEA or Death quiz, and see if you can distinguish between the names of metal bands and the names of furniture. It's hard. It's humiliating. It's fun. How'd you do? [IKEA or Death via Twitter]