The Weirdest Thing On The Internet Tonight: The Mega Plush

So first we had Teddy Ruxpin, a delightful animatronic pal for little kids. Then we had Ted, the CGI-based, foul-mouthed, binge-drinking pal once those kids grew up. And now there's apparently a gun-toting, Sock Monkey-slaying, cyborg-bear vigilante roaming the streets.

Stephen Colbert was right, these things are terrifying.

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