The 30+ Best Tweets About iOS 7’s Shaky Launch

The 30+ Best Tweets About iOS 7’s Shaky Launch

iOS 7 was released, and Twitter was there as always to give insightful/snarky commentary. Here are the best thing people had to say about the software update in 140-character form.


crap. dont have enough space for #ios7. wtf should i delete pic.twitter.com/bWZSdR44FQ
— L Ǝ O И (@leyawn) September 18, 2013

IOS 7.01 contains the following improvements & bug fixes-Heather is sick of you and your dead end job and is now fucking Jake.
— MattyTalks (@mattytalks) September 18, 2013

I never got what my wife went through being in labour for 30 hours with our twins until I started downloading iOS 7.
— Danny Zuker (@DannyZuker) September 18, 2013

I thought I’d check on the competition and try out iOS 7. This is my favourite feature so far: pic.twitter.com/3oYwxVRUTQ
— CEO Kaz Hirai (@KazHiraiCEO) September 18, 2013

I think my iPhone is using Apple Maps to find its iOS7 update.
— Dave Pell (@davepell) September 18, 2013

Wow, the new iOS 7 looks great! pic.twitter.com/4FYfhA53Qb
— Rob Fee (@robfee) September 18, 2013

iOS 7 is non-partisan
— Digg (@digg) September 18, 2013

reading the iOS 7 terms and conditions before installing brb
— darthiPhoneD™ (@darth) September 18, 2013

I’m downloading iOS7 for my lightsaber.
— Darth Vader (@DepressedDarth) September 18, 2013

Apple has suggested clicking this while downloading/installing iOS 7. http://t.co/PkrVnVwhf7
— bobby finger (@bobbyfinger) September 18, 2013

Starwood’s new app for iOS 7 is gorgeous. I’ll definitely be staying at more hotels from now on.
— FakeJeffJarvis (@ProfJeffJarvis) September 18, 2013

It’s weird that even after I upgraded to IOS 7 my dad is still dead and pretty much all of my dreams remain unrealized and out of reach
— MattyTalks (@mattytalks) September 18, 2013

oh you like ios7? name five of their songs
— what (@chanelbreath) September 18, 2013

thanks, iOS 7, for making me feel like a cartoon character
— EDMsnob (@EDMsnob) September 18, 2013

[deletes social life to make room for ios 7]
— xǝlɐ (@voicecraic) September 18, 2013

#iOS7 is great! The design is so simple & elegant! pic.twitter.com/4wAvLwLCvM
— lawblob (@lawblob) September 18, 2013

My feed right now: iOS7 iOS7 iOS7 Subtweet iOS7 iOS7 White girl tweeting about how much she loves fall iOS7 iOS7 iOS7 iOS7
— Molly Conway (@mmc763) September 18, 2013

I’m updating my phone to iOS 7, so look for my next tweet on October 23rd, 2035.
— Jake Fogelnest (@jakefogelnest) September 18, 2013

As I get ready to install iOS 7, I feel like my phone’s about to go through puberty.
— Ben Greenman (@bengreenman) September 18, 2013

Uh wow, none of iOS 7’s new ringtones are of the musical genre dubstep. Talk about epic fail.
— Dick Wisdom (@nostrich) September 18, 2013

I like iOS. 7. But I feel like it’s judging my thumbs.
— Dave Pell (@davepell) September 18, 2013

iOS 7-hour download jeeeezzzzz
— Amanda (@alucci) September 18, 2013

So first my IOS 7 won’t install and now Zac efron is in rehab for drug addiction, I hate life right now
— Rachel (@rxchelthompson) September 18, 2013

There seems to be a slight bug in the Universe 7 upgrade software. Don’t worry if it starts raining methane. It will only last a few days.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) September 18, 2013

iOS 7 brought up all my old reminders and one of them was feed the cat (my cat died a while ago) sicko’s. I hate iOS 7.
— Andrew (@ShutUpAndrew) September 18, 2013

My iPhone tells me that in a mere 3 hours it will finally have downloaded ios7. Paul Ryan could run a marathon before it’s finished.
— Justin Wolfers (@justinwolfers) September 18, 2013

Meanwhile, my iPhone 4 spits into a coffee can and complains that his “war knee” is acting up.
— Heidi Hits Children (@heiditron3000) September 18, 2013

iphone is excreting all the skeuomorphic remnants of ios 6. i bet that’s why this is taking so long. adios, printer-paper in siri results.
— Rachel Metz (@rachelmetz) September 18, 2013

Just tried downloading iOS 7 to my Motorola Razr and it exploded while crying, “Why did God make me this way?!”
— CC:Indecision (@indecision) September 18, 2013

I feel like this a bonding moment for everyone trying to update to iOS7
— sassy benny ☯ (@bennymcnugget) September 18, 2013