Your eyes are heavy. There's a faint buzz in the back of your brain. Every time you blink you see a faint hint of a video game-style HUD: you're suffering the symptoms of prolonged exposure to GTA V. You may have even been playing from the midnight launch last night. Here's what we want to know: did you end up taking a "sick" day just to play GTA?
This might be the first thing you've read that isn't a GTA V dialogue box so far today, and if that's the case, try and get some sunshine between now and when it goes away. Tell us in the comments if you took a "sick" day to play GTA V, and what you're loving so far (no spoilers!).