So, if you didn't hear, iOS 7 has been released. But of course you heard. For a while, it seemed like everybody with an iPhone was focused on one thing: updating their phone and staring at a progress bar that inched ever so slowly (if it didn't give you an error, that is) towards iOS 7 Valhalla.
It didn't matter what the hell was going on around us, it didn't matter if babies were crying or if lives were at stake or if the world was ending — we just wanted to get to iOS 7. Conan's bit right here explains people's obsession with iOS 7 perfectly (and hilariously).