This Is A Bacon Coffin. A $3000 Bacon Coffin.

I get that Bacon is tasty, tasty stuff. Except perhaps in a milkshake. I thought that was the logical bacon low point. But a Bacon Coffin being an actual… thing?

It comes, as per the description, with "a bacon air freshener for when you get that buried-underground, not-so-fresh feeling."

I've got this theory that once you're dead, lack of bacon smell isn't a problem that will fuss you all that much. Bacon cannot, in fact, cure everything.

Then again, processed meats are apparently a quick route to an early grave, so perhaps there's some synergy here.

[J&D's via Geekosystem]

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