How To Make Spaghetti A Dangerous Weapon (Besides All Those Carbs)

Not only has he laid claim to the title of world’s greatest slingshot designer, Joerg Sprave is also a master of turning seemingly innocuous everyday items into frighteningly deadly weapons. This week he turns his attention to spaghetti, weaponising what we all wrongly assumed was one of the safest meals one could enjoy.

In its dry form, however, it turns out spaghetti makes for an excellent projectile, and a surprisingly sturdy handle for axes and knives. Just add in a little parmesan to the eyes, and you’ll have no problem taking down any attacker.