Does This Colourless, Flavourless, Nihilist Toothpaste Even Exist?

Does This Colorless, Flavorless, Nihilist Toothpaste Even Exist?

What's the point of brushing your teeth every morning and every evening with this bland nihilist toothpaste? They're just going to get dirty again and again. And speaking of cavities, who's to say they exist? Or the dentists who treat them? Or even the world where these supposed dentists live?

And what's the point of paying $US5 to stave off plaque and tartar when they might not even be real? Why am I even linking to this product? Whatever, I'm going back to bed. [Archie McPhee via Laughing Squid]

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