Unless you've been living under a rock, you've doubtlessly heard that Prince William and Kate Middleton have just sired a royal sprog for elderly ladies to coo over in Woman's Weekly. At present, the future monarch has yet to be named, but we're willing to bet that the following Aussie monikers aren't on the shortlist...
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Hurricane. J'Adore. Couture. Excel. Burger. Google. Tron. Hippo. These are some of the baby names that were successfully registered in Australia in 2012. No really. Even more astoundingly, each name was registered more than once. Occasionally though, the Registry Of Births will refuse to register a name.
The Registry Of Births in each Australian state will not register a proposed name if it falls under the following categories:
Obscene or offensive
We can't argue with that one really. That said, certain English vulgarisms have perfectly inoffensive meanings in other languages, so this does seem somewhat discriminatory.
Pablo Picasso was actually Christened 'Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Crispiniano de la Santísima Trinidad'. In Australia such self-aggrandising pomposity isn't allowed. Again, this does seem somewhat unfair towards certain cultures.
Consist of symbols without phonetic significance in the English language
Does anyone remember when the pop star Prince changed his name to a weird ankh-like symbol in the early '90s? Hilariously, he then changed it back again after people started calling him 'Squiggle'. If he lived in Australia, this embarrassment could have been avoided.
On another note, the reference to 'phonetic significance' is intriguing -- does this mean symbols that do have phonetic significance are acceptable? To find out, I contacted the Registry Of Births in NSW and asked them whether we could call our child $. Terrifyingly, she said she wasn't sure but I was welcome to try my luck!
Resembles an official title or rank recognised in Australia
The jape played by Major Major Major Major's dad in Catch-22 totally wouldn't have worked in Australia.
Is contrary to the public interest for some other reason
This is a catch-all restriction which covers names that may leave a bad taste in the public's mouth -- stuff like 'Hitler', 'Stalin' and 'Matthew Newton'. Of all the rules on the list, this one seems to be the most subjective. Personally, we'd put all of the names at the top of this article on the list.
Contain brackets or diacritical marks
In other words, if you want to give your kid a badass heavy metal umlaut, you're going to have to move to Scandinavia.
Apart from the above rules, it appears that almost anything goes. If you're determined to ruin your child's life, check out these weird monikers from the Baby Centre website for inspiration.
What's the weirdest name you've ever encountered? Let us know in the comments section below.