Amazon -- more than Wikipedia, more than Google, more than porn (OK maybe not more than porn) -- might be the reason why the internet exists. It makes your life easier, it makes you go out less, it makes you spend more money, it makes you waste time, it makes you trust random people's reviews on the internet. And it sometimes makes you laugh your head off when you see hilarious fake Amazon reviews.
The internet genius Maria Popova culled together some fantastically funny Amazon reviews at Brain Pickings. Some of our favourites, which include reviews about a pen made for women and a tongue cleaner, are down below. You can read some more here.