The only thing that might be sadder than a porn app for Google Glass is a porn app for Google Glass that doesn’t actually have any porn. Remember how “Tits and Glass” got banned? Yeah, it’s back, but this time without the titular attractions. But don’t worry: that pun isn’t going anywhere.
The app’s developer — MiKandi — announced T&G’s not-so-triumphant return today in an entirely too enthusiastic blog post, considering the existential crisis at hand:
[The] biggest change to the Tits & Glass adult app is that Glass users are no longer allowed to share intimate racy experiences with other Glass users. …But fret not. Although you can’t share your nude photos on the device itself, you can still share your sexy POV content on titsandglass.com. …we partnered with top photographers around the globe to preload the app with irresistibly hot, *non-pornographic* photos of some of the world’s most beautiful models. You can access, vote, and comment on these photos through Glass. Yay!
Now that it’s gotten rid of that pesky raison d’être and fits snugly within the bounds of non-obscenity as dictated by Google, Tits and Glass can finally rise like a phoenix from the porn-app ashes and take its rightful place as the saddest app for Glass. Congrats, guys. [Betabeat]