Microsoft, for some reason, decided to breathe new life into the ageing Xbox 360 by giving it another facelift. This time, it was done to match the design ethos of the Xbox One. But where the Xbox One looks bold and retro future and almost quietly intimidating, the new old Xbox 360 looks like a cheap mini PC tower. At least they match?
The Xbox One looks pretty gargantuan next to the new old Xbox 360 but that tends to happen when you're sprawled out on the floor and have hard lines where curves used to be. The new old Xbox 360 seems to be a similar size to the old Xbox 360 (not to be confused by the old old Xbox 360 aka the first 360) but lacks any differentiating form. It's just... there. To be fair, it has the side vents of the old 360 and kind of looks like the first 360's design with an un-scrunched middle.
Whatever. You're not going to really buy this 360 are you?