Newt Gingrich Can’t Work Out What His Phone Is

“Here at Gingrich Productions, we’ve spent weeks figuring out,” ponders Newt Gingrich. “What do you call this?” It’s a phone, Newt. “But think about it. If it’s taking pictures, it’s not a mobile phone. If you can get Wikipedia or go to Google, that’s not a mobile phone.” Sigh. Newt is clearly puzzled by the shiny black rectangles that we all carry around with us.

What are these things? Cameras? Computers? Network access points? Phones? It’s all too much to take in. Fortunately, Newt wants your suggestions about what these curious devices should be called. Go easy on him? [Newt Gingrich via Gothamist via Verge]