The idea behind meat shredders is a great one. You can prepare your brisket Edward Scissorhands style, while getting out all your pent up rage.
Perfect for ripping big pieces of pork, beef, chicken, and so forth into smaller slices, the set of two shredders is $15 at Williams-Sonoma. And they're also good for moving your meat from the grill to a serving plate. Plus, the stress thing. Call that three birds with one stone. [Williams-Sonoma via Uncrate]