Our superficial, beauty-obsessed culture is pretty scary. People starve themselves or have serious surgeries so they can look a certain way. But for better or worse (definitely worse) we’re all pretty used to hearing about those beauty interventions. Which is why it’s unusual to see a new wrinkle-reducer and immediately want to shit your pants or run away. Or both. But behold.
The Facewaver Exercise Mask uses stretching and tightening action for “kneading out wrinkles, lines and sag.” The site recommends you use it for five minutes a day to get younger-looking skin. The problem is that during those five minutes you will send anyone you encounter into cardiac arrest as a result of their general shock and terror. Or you yourself will be killed because people will assume that you are a zombie. And frankly, if you choose to wear this they won’t be totally wrong.
Some products from the Japan Trend Shop can be very soothing, but this just isn’t one of them. It’s scary enough to see someone wearing one of those green face masks before bed or even just using a Shake Weight. When will the madness end? [Japan Trend Shop]
