Everything Wrong With Star Trek

You probably couldn’t be more excited for Star Trek: Into Darkness. Well, ahead of the flick’s release on May 9, our favourite flaw-counting nerds have taken their scalpels to the many instances of narrative discontinuity, faulty logic and all-around flawed filmmaking in J.J. Abrams’s remake. As our cynical narrator notes of error number 52: “Why call something the “core” if it’s not remotely central to the ship’s operation.”

Seriously, what gives? Jeeeeez.

But, you know, we loved the first flick for all of it’s confounding moments, and we can’t wait to see Kirk and company kick butt again this time around. Pop pop!