If you don't mind having your pockets filled with novelty knick-knacks when you head out the door, you can adorably dress up your keys with these plastic covers that make them look like tiny chainsaws. They can't cut anything — except for maybe soft butter and packing tape — but they do light up and play realistic chainsaw sound effects.
You Can Theoretically Open Any Door With A Tiny Chainsaw In Your Pocket
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