You Can Theoretically Open Any Door With A Tiny Chainsaw In Your Pocket

If you don't mind having your pockets filled with novelty knick-knacks when you head out the door, you can adorably dress up your keys with these plastic covers that make them look like tiny chainsaws. They can't cut anything -- except for maybe soft butter and packing tape -- but they do light up and play realistic chainsaw sound effects.

[Spinning Hat via bookofjoe]