Still on the hunt for an alternative to Google's soon-to-be-dead Reader? Head on over to StaRSS, which displays any feed as if it were the epic opening crawl of a Star Wars film.
It's not as functional as Google Reader, and it will most definitely get tiresome quickly, but it includes John Williams' iconic Star Wars theme, so it's not entirely useless. May the foRSS be with you. [StaRSS via TAXI]