This baby has pneumatic tires to easily traverse sand and snow. It plays from any Bluetooth-enabled device with a 30 foot range. It has a CD player, an AM/FM radio, a USB port and a 3.5mm jack. The Blastmaster has 2000W powering eight tweeters, two mid-range speakers and a dual-voice coil subwoofer. And it comes in four colours.
Okay, whatever that’s all fine. The real beauty here is the three cup holders, built-in bottle opener and flagpole mount. Flags are fun! If they are the American flag, obviously. The Mobile Blastmaster costs $US4000, so start saving. Everyone at your Mobile Blastmaster picnic will be blown away. Like they will leave. [Hammacher Schlemmer]