If you've been using a knife to cut birthday cakes this whole time, you've been doing it all wrong. When the US Navy cuts a cake, it does it properly — using a digger.
This shot shows Equipment Operator 2nd Class Sam Sutheimer from the Navy Expeditionary Logistics Support Group divvying up a cake the best way. Yes, that is an entrenching tool attached to the bucket of a digger. And, yes, that is super cool. I wonder how neat the slices were? [Navy.mil]
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